Aug 152025
 

It’s time to get serious. These little guys are growing rapidly and are becoming more independent each and every day.

They are going to see the vet for the first time in two weeks, and get their first shots. After that… they’ll be available at the unbeatable price of $0.00 per cat! In fact, it’s a buy one, get two kind of an offer… so long as you are willing to offer a good, loving home to an indoor cat (or two).

As a reminder, they came into our possession when we adopted their proud momma cat from a just condemned boarding house.

What we did not know or expect at the time was that instead of adopting one cat, we’d be bringing home five of them. That became clear only after a visit to the vet, where an ultrasound confirmed at least three little heartbeats.

That’s when I learned also that spaying a female cat is an option even when the cat is in an advanced stage of pregnancy. Needless to say, it’s not an option we were willing to consider. We’d rather take the risk, we decided, of getting stuck with too many cats in the house. That said, perhaps my hope is not unfounded that we can find volunteers willing to adopt three, perhaps all four, of these kittens.

For what it’s worth, they truly are adorable. And if they inherited even just a bit of their mother cat’s personality, they will undoubtedly prove to be adorable adult cats, too, just like Luisa.

No, no names yet. For starters, we still cannot reliably tell them apart. In any case, it’s up to their new owners, I mean servants to name them.

 Posted by at 9:19 pm
Aug 042025
 

Luisa is a very polite cat. She has proper table manners when she is enjoying some whipped cream while I am having breakfast.

Once she was done at the table, she made herself available to her kittens, who are still nursing. Except for the smallest! The runt of the litter? I hope she will be okay, she is so tiny compared to her siblings.

Soon enough, we will have to find new homes for these little guys, but for now, simply watching them is so much fun.

 Posted by at 3:39 am
Jul 272025
 

Luisa, our newest cat had kittens four weeks ago. They are thriving.

We were worried because Luisa is very young. Will she be able to manage? Will she be a good momma cat?

Our concerns proved entirely unfounded. Luisa has been a very conscientious momma cat indeed, still nursing, still carefully guarding the four kittens, now each weighing more than a pound already. Soon the critical moment will come: Nursing will stop and the kittens will have to learn to fend for themselves, eat, drink, use the litter box. Eventually, they’ll have to make friends with our other three cats and move out of the basement that serves as their temporary refuge.

And once we are past the first vet visit, tentatively scheduled for the last week of August, we will need to find new homes for them. We were not planning to start a cat farm, after all. When I brought home Luisa — suddenly homeless, as the rooming house where she grew up was condemned by the city, the inhabitants moved out, and several cats were left behind — I did not realize that instead of one cat, I brought home five.

So let this serve as notice to all my friends in the neighborhood that if you are willing to adopt a lovely little tabby, well, we have several of them. We may opt to keep one of the four but the other three will need new homes for sure.

 Posted by at 2:38 am
Jul 092025
 

Ottawa’s Parliament Hill was once famous for something rather unusual for a political institution of its stature: its colony of cats.

The Parliament Hill cat colony was closed down in 2013, with the few remaining cats adopted by volunteers.

Longest lived among them was a cat named Coal, cared for by Danny Taurozzi.

Coal has been struggling with cancer for the past year, but he was lovingly cared for and received top notch veterinary care. Sadly, there are no miracles when it comes to the combination of cancer and age: Coal’s condition deteriorated and Coal eventually succumbed to the disease yesterday, July 8, 2025.

© June 5, 2025 Danny Taurozzi

May his little soul rest in peace. I daresay Canada’s capital was a better place while the country’s parliament was guarded by its feline sentries.

 Posted by at 8:40 pm
Jun 282025
 

So a little over two weeks ago, we adopted a cat, from an abandoned, condemned rooming house. One of several cats, at least a few of which ended up being adopted, including this young female Luisa.

When I brought her home, my wife was wondering: “I hope she’s not pregnant!” she said. I admit the thought occurred to me as well.

Long story short, we now have eight cats in our house. And the next task is to find good folks who might be interested in adopting a little tabby, maybe two months from now when they’re ready to move to a new home. That is, first of course they need to survive the first few critical weeks, but for now, they seem to be thriving with a caring momma cat.

Needless to say, it’s a whole new experience for us.

 Posted by at 10:40 pm
Apr 102025
 

This is a sentence that I came across on the Interwebs, so it’s not my creation but I can wholeheartedly relate:

I barely talk to anyone. So if I talk to you and you’re not a cat, congrats!

 Posted by at 1:30 am
Apr 012025
 

Today, I am proud to announce what I consider my most important paper yet.

I consider it especially fortunate that it managed to appear at the very top of the listing of new papers in the subject group general relativity and quantum cosmology, on this important date.

Needless to say, I am very proud of my work.

 Posted by at 12:01 am
Jan 082025
 

We are barely a week into the new year, 2025. Yet here are some news items that would have sounded like outlandish B-movie nonsense just a few years ago.

  • The incoming president-elect of the United States expressed his interest in annexing Greenland, and did not rule out the use of force against a NATO ally;
  • The incoming president-elect of the United States expressed his interest in reoccupying the Panama Canal zone and did not rule out the use of force;
  • The incoming president-elect mused about turning Canada into the 51st state and did not rule out the use of “economic force” to accomplish this;
  • Ukraine’s offensive in Russia’s Kursk region led to a large number of casualties on the Russian side, including thousands of North Korean troops;
  • North Korea successfully tested a new intermediate-range missile;
  • An article in Foreign Affairs magazine argues that South Korea should acquire nuclear capability for deterrence;
  • After several similar incidents involving Russian ships in the Baltic Sea, now a Chinese vessel damaged undersea cables connecting Taiwan;
  • A far-right politician in EU member state Austria is set to form the next government of the country;
  • Alien ship set to land in New York’s Central Park turns back at the last minute – “Too dangerous, no intelligent life,” they message their home planet.

OK, I threw in the last one. But the rest? In 2025? Aren’t they just as outlandish as the bit about aliens? Aren’t we, and by that I mean the whole human race, supposed to be, you know, a tad more intelligent?

Guess not. Can’t wait for the world to be taken over by AI-assisted cats.

 Posted by at 4:47 am
Oct 302024
 

My beautiful wife is about to leave the North American continent behind, visiting her Mom in Hungary.

The house feels a bit empty already. The cats are unusually quiet and subdued, too.

 Posted by at 8:11 pm
Aug 142024
 

Back in gentler times, Parliament Hill here in Ottawa offered a unique attraction: a cat sanctuary.

Alas, the sanctuary is long gone. The cats were neutered and spayed many years ago, so their numbers were dwindling. And when the volunteer-supported sanctuary’s original caretaker passed away, the remaining cats were adopted and the sanctuary was abolished.

One of those cats was all-black Coal, adopted by a gentleman named Danny Taurozzi. Coal is 16 this year, still alive and kicking, the last remaining Parliament Hill cat. Coal is also a cancer survivor.

Cancer can kill cats quickly (as we sadly know all too well) so I am glad to learn that Coal is doing okay for now. I hope he has a few more years left, because when he closes his little eyes for the very last time, it will truly mark the end of an era.

 Posted by at 12:47 am
Apr 262024
 

As of yesterday, I think we again officially qualify as a three-cat household.

Which is to say, Rigby and Raina now have moved upstairs, no longer using our basement as their “safe place”. They are still a bit apprehensive: Rigby can be petted, Raina not so much, but they made friends with Freddy, the three cats now eat together, and they found new favorite sleeping spots around the house.

They are so… elegant. Beautiful little guys. I hope they will spend many happy years with us.

 Posted by at 4:07 am
Apr 082024
 

Hello, world, please meet Rigby and Raina.

Rigby and Raina are two cats from Arnprior, who now live in our home. They are still more than a little apprehensive, but at least they no longer feel compelled to always hide when we enter the basement, where they presently live. I hope that soon enough, they’ll be willing to venture forth and explore the house.

A house that might be full of dangerous wildlife! Like this one:

OK, don’t worry, it’s not a lion in a flimsy wooden cage. Just our cat Freddy. Nor is he in any sort of distress. He’s just looking at my wife through the kitchen patio door, meowing at her through the glass.

We have yet to see how Rigby and Raina will get along with Freddy, but we’ve been assured that they are okay with other cats and indeed, I’ve seen it at the shelter where they came from that they seemed comfortable in a room shared with several other cats.

So yes, we are again a three-cat household. Or will be, as soon as these two gray beauties find the courage to come forth and start exploring.

 Posted by at 10:41 pm
Mar 142024
 

Like GPT-4, Claude 3 can do music. (Earlier versions could, too, but not quite as consistently.)

The idea is that you can request the LLM to generate short tunes using Lilypond, a widely used language to represent sheet music; this can then be compiled into sheet music images or MIDI files.

I’ve now integrated this into my AI front-end, so whenever GPT or Claude responds with syntactically correct, complete Lilypond code, it is now automatically translated by the back-end.

Here’s one of Claude’s compositions.

 

That was not the best Claude could to (it created tunes with more rhythmic variation between the voices) but one short enough to include here as a screen capture. Here is one of Claude’s longer compositions:

 

I remain immensely fascinated by the fact that a language model that never had a means to see anything or listen to anything, a model that only has the power of words at its disposal, has such an in-depth understanding of the concept of sound, it can produce a coherent, even pleasant, little polyphonic tune.

 Posted by at 11:14 pm
Feb 282024
 

Our cat Rufus is no longer. Today, his journey on this planet came to an end. He has been our companion for nine and a half years.

We mourn him.

 Posted by at 2:44 pm
Jan 312024
 

This here is our ~11 year old cat Rufus. Exact age unknown as he was a stray when we adopted him back in early autumn 2014, but he was assessed to be about 1 year old back then.

This picture was taken late last night. Today, Rufus had an ultrasound that confirmed what we feared: That not only does he have a tumor in his abdomen, but that it is inoperable, and chemotherapy is also unlikely to help.

So we are left with the final option: Palliative care, taking care of Rufus as long as we can, so long as he can still have some quality of life.

So far so good. Tonight, despite the hours-long stay at the vet, Rufus came home ready to eat a little, drink a little, even play a little. So it’s one day at a time, all the while recognizing that in this increasingly troubled world, we are among the lucky ones, so long as our main concern is the welfare of our cat.

 Posted by at 10:28 pm
Nov 112023
 

The fate of animals in wars was often tragic. They served their human masters (and all too often, died with their human masters) faithfully.

One of the most touching war memorials I ever came across was the Animals in War memorial in Hyde Park, London, that I stumbled upon completely by accident, unaware of its existence. Not that the animals themselves care, but it’s nice that they are remembered. And as of 2012, Ottawa has its very own Animals in War memorial, in Confederation Park.

Neither of these memorials specifically mention cats, though, despite the fact that cats played no small a role in making the otherwise unbearable conditions a teeny bit more tolerable. Many were killed. Occasionally, they even helped save their masters’ lives.

Long story short, last night I asked Midjourney to depict a gentlecat, thinking about his lost comrades.

 Posted by at 12:45 pm
Nov 082023
 

Sometimes it feels… so pretentious.

Here I am, saying all sorts of clever things in my blog. I once declared blogs to be write-only media, my way of shouting at the world without the world saying anything in return, but that kind of ceased being true when I decided, eons ago, to share my blog posts on social media, where a few friends at least reacted occasionally.

So who do I think I am, proclaiming my wisdom to the world, really?

For instance, a few days ago I thought I’d blog about the first precision clock arriving in America centuries ago, and promptly failing, leading to a better understanding of how the gravitational acceleration on the surface of the Earth may change with geographic location. But is there anything I can add to the subject other than what’s in the article I am citing?

Or take this report from earlier today, about Singapore’s Prime Minister expressing very much the same concerns that I have about the world experiencing a moment of danger not unlike the moments before the Great War. OK, so I blog about it. Is there anything I can add other than, hey, look, I am ever so clever, even Singapore’s PM shares my views!?

I suppose I feel most comfortable blogging about my actual research or my work. These are subjects that I can address with some competence.

Or maybe just blog about cats. They know how to be wise and silent, after all.

Meanwhile, in the world of humans…

F-15s strike weapons facility in Syria

By Lauren C. Williams and Jennifer Hlad

ABOARD A MILITARY PLANE—Two U.S. F-15 fighter jets attacked a weapons storage facility in eastern Syria on Wednesday, in what Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin called a “precision self-defense strike” in response “to a series of attacks against U.S. personnel in Iraq and Syria by the [Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps]-Quds Force” and related groups.

So I must now follow my cats’ example and resist the urge to blog about how the US and Iran might already be at war…

 Posted by at 9:51 pm
Aug 252023
 

Last night, much of the world even outside the great United States was consumed by a mugshot of an angry, defiant, entitled man, in his seventies, elegantly dressed with his thinning blond hair in a combover.

Meh. You call that a mugshot?

[In my best Crocodile Dundee impersonation] THIS is a mugshot!

A lot more pleasant to look at, too, if you ask me.

 Posted by at 4:49 pm