Here are two contributions from personal experience to the ever growing list of Internet pictures that go with the “You had one job…” meme.
First, a nice loaf of our favorite nine-gain bread, from a neighborhood Portuguese bakery:
Yes, you are seeing it right: It’s sliced lengthwise. Needless to say, the hapless employee who offered this stunning demonstration of human intelligence did not remain on the job much longer. (Regardless of how it was sliced, the bread was yummy.)
Next, one of my favorite deserts, an Austrian delicacy, a Mozartkugel (Mozart ball):
What’s wrong with it, you ask? Well… the portrait of Mozart is not supposed to be on the bottom of the piece, you know; it usually goes on top!
I know, I know, there have been much bigger fails on the Interwebs. Still, I found these funny.