{"id":9809,"date":"2020-01-13T13:14:26","date_gmt":"2020-01-13T18:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=9809"},"modified":"2020-01-13T13:14:26","modified_gmt":"2020-01-13T18:14:26","slug":"cat-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=9809","title":{"rendered":"Cat trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have had at least one cat in the house for nearly 24 years. More than one, for nearly 20 years.<\/p>\n<p>Never before did I have a problem with cats and wires. And believe you me, I have plenty of wires in this house, especially in my study.<\/p>\n<p>A few days ago, our cat Freddy overnight decided to attack my wired earbuds that I use with my desktop computer for Skype. He completely chewed through the (thin, rubbery, and I guess tasty) wire in several places, and eventually left the scene with his &#8220;trophy&#8221;, the separated earbuds.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I was not amused.<\/p>\n<p>And then two days ago, while I was sitting on the porcelain throne in the little programmers&#8217; room, I suddenly heard a loud noise from my study. A few seconds later, I heard my wife cry out in anguish: &#8220;Your mouse!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9811\" src=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/qat_with_mouse.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/qat_with_mouse.jpg 530w, https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/qat_with_mouse-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yup. The poor mouse, completely separated from its plug, was by then hanging from Freddy&#8217;s mouth as he was proudly exiting the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Was I ever pissed. Before I even got downstairs, my wife locked Freddy in the downstairs powder room. I went there with the remnants of the mouse and impressed upon him just how angry I was. No, don&#8217;t worry, I did not harm Freddy. I would rather poke my eyes out first. I love the little guy dearly, but even if I didn&#8217;t, I do not harm living creatures. Darnit, I feel bad swatting fruit flies. I would most certainly not hurt a cat. But yell at him? Oh yes. Throwing the remnants of the mouse wire at him? Yes. Smashing the mouse in front of him showing just how upset I was? Absolutely.<\/p>\n<p>When I left him in the sink with the remnants of the mouse, I think he knew. When I let him out of the powder room some time later, he was not afraid of me (much to my relief) but he remained very subdued. And when I was finally talking to him again the next day, he seemed relieved.<\/p>\n<p>Will he stop chewing wires? I hope so. I am now liberally applying cat repellent to the wires on and under my desk and also around my servers. We are also giving Freddy snacks rich in fiber; cats supposedly don&#8217;t need fiber, but sometimes they do. And we will visit the vet soon for a checkup, just to be on the safe side.<\/p>\n<p>Silly cat. What kind of a cat steals a mous&#8230; Oh wait.<\/p>\n<fb:like href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=9809' send='true' layout='standard' show_faces='true' width='450' height='65' action='like' colorscheme='light' font='lucida grande'><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have had at least one cat in the house for nearly 24 years. More than one, for nearly 20 years. Never before did I have a problem with cats and wires. And believe you me, I have plenty of wires in this house, especially in my study. 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