{"id":8752,"date":"2018-01-03T01:52:20","date_gmt":"2018-01-03T06:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8752"},"modified":"2018-01-03T01:52:20","modified_gmt":"2018-01-03T06:52:20","slug":"blasted-autoplay-videos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8752","title":{"rendered":"Blasted autoplay videos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When will news portals finally learn that autoplaying a video at maximum volume in the middle of the night guarantees only one thing: that I close the tab in a mad panic while I curse the news site, its creators, editors, their parents and grandparents and just about everybody they ever did business with for scaring me witless and waking up my household?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8753\" src=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/grumpycat-autoplay.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/grumpycat-autoplay.jpg 500w, https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/grumpycat-autoplay-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/p>\n<fb:like href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8752' send='true' layout='standard' show_faces='true' width='450' height='65' action='like' colorscheme='light' font='lucida grande'><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When will news portals finally learn that autoplaying a video at maximum volume in the middle of the night guarantees only one thing: that I close the tab in a mad panic while I curse the news site, its creators, editors, their parents and grandparents and just about everybody they ever did business with for <a href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8752' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-internet","category-personal","category-7-id","category-6-id","category-35-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8754,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8752\/revisions\/8754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}