{"id":8670,"date":"2017-11-28T21:58:21","date_gmt":"2017-11-29T02:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8670"},"modified":"2017-11-28T21:58:21","modified_gmt":"2017-11-29T02:58:21","slug":"south-park-cantaloupe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8670","title":{"rendered":"South Park cantaloupe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I bought a cantaloupe for my wife.<\/p>\n<p>Today, as she was about to cut it in half, she noticed that it had two sticker labels. Not only that, but held just the right way, the thing looked just like a character from <em>South Park<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8671\" src=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171128_210643.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"655\" height=\"591\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171128_210643.jpg 655w, https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171128_210643-300x271.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bon app\u00e9tit.<\/p>\n<fb:like href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8670' send='true' layout='standard' show_faces='true' width='450' height='65' action='like' colorscheme='light' font='lucida grande'><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I bought a cantaloupe for my wife. Today, as she was about to cut it in half, she noticed that it had two sticker labels. Not only that, but held just the right way, the thing looked just like a character from South Park: Bon app\u00e9tit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,35,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-personal","category-television","category-47-id","category-35-id","category-28-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8670"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8674,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8670\/revisions\/8674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}