{"id":8255,"date":"2017-01-31T21:05:01","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T02:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8255"},"modified":"2017-01-31T21:05:01","modified_gmt":"2017-02-01T02:05:01","slug":"you-had-one-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8255","title":{"rendered":"You had one job&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two contributions from personal experience to the ever growing\u00a0list of Internet pictures that go with the &#8220;You had one job&#8230;&#8221; meme.<\/p>\n<p>First, a nice loaf of our favorite nine-gain bread, from a neighborhood Portuguese bakery:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8256\" src=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_3126.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"613\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_3126.jpg 613w, https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_3126-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, you are seeing it right: It&#8217;s sliced lengthwise. Needless to say, the hapless employee who offered this stunning\u00a0demonstration of human intelligence did not remain on the job much longer. (Regardless of how it was sliced, the bread was yummy.)<\/p>\n<p>Next, one of my favorite deserts, an Austrian delicacy, a Mozartkugel (Mozart ball):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8257\" src=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_20170114_144945.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"697\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_20170114_144945.jpg 697w, https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_20170114_144945-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 697px) 100vw, 697px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s wrong with it, you ask? Well&#8230; the portrait of Mozart is not supposed to be on the <em>bottom<\/em> of the piece, you know; it usually goes on top!<\/p>\n<p>I know, I know, there have been much bigger fails on the Interwebs. Still, I found these funny.<\/p>\n<fb:like href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8255' send='false' layout='button_count' show_faces='true' width='450' height='65' action='like' colorscheme='light' font='lucida grande'><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two contributions from personal experience to the ever growing\u00a0list of Internet pictures that go with the &#8220;You had one job&#8230;&#8221; meme. First, a nice loaf of our favorite nine-gain bread, from a neighborhood Portuguese bakery: Yes, you are seeing it right: It&#8217;s sliced lengthwise. Needless to say, the hapless employee who offered this <a href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=8255' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-personal","category-59-id","category-35-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8258,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8255\/revisions\/8258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}