{"id":6383,"date":"2014-11-09T09:26:15","date_gmt":"2014-11-09T14:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=6383"},"modified":"2014-11-09T09:26:15","modified_gmt":"2014-11-09T14:26:15","slug":"on-pieces-of-chalk-and-irreligious-intolerance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=6383","title":{"rendered":"On pieces of chalk and (ir)religious intolerance"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Earlier today, someone I know shared a video on Facebook. The video is just a text slide show,\u00a0retelling a story that, according to snopes.com<\/a>, has been around for almost\u00a0a century.<\/p>\n

Condensed\u00a0version: an atheist university professor keeps ridiculing\u00a0religion year after year in\u00a0his class, “demonstrating” that God does not exist by dropping a piece of chalk, which shatters into pieces as God fails to intervene. When finally, just as a young man stands up to him, the demonstration fails (the chalk slips from the professor’s\u00a0fingers and does not break), the humiliated professor flees the classroom, leaving the young man\u00a0sharing his faith in Jesus with his fellow students\u00a0for the next half hour. The video version then laments on people’s lack of faith and how everyone wants to go to heaven but so few are willing to do what it takes.<\/p>\n

I felt compelled to reply to the post of my Facebook friend. I told him that as a committed atheist, I would call the professor of this story a much bigger fool than he thought his religious students were. He basically turned his atheism into a matter of faith… a religion, in other words, with himself the firebrand preacher.<\/p>\n

The chalk story reminds me of the joke about a deeply religious person who is caught in a flood. When rescuers come to his door, he refuses the help, “God will help me”, he says. When later, he had to climb to the top floor of his house to escape the waters and rescuers in a boat arrive at the window, he once again rejects their assistance. Finally, when a helicopter tries to rescue him from his rooftop, he again says no. Needless to say, he dies and finds himself in heaven before God. He asks, “God, I feared you, loved you, prayed to you all my life, why didn’t you help me in my deepest need?” God answers, “I sent you rescuers on foot, I sent you a boat, I even sent you a bleeping helicopter, what more do you want?”<\/p>\n

The morale of the story is not that God does parlor tricks, as in the\u00a0chalk story. (That just kind of ruined it for me, to be honest. Is the Christian God really just a stage magician?)<\/p>\n

The morale of the story is that if there had been true believers in that classroom, and I mean true<\/em> believers, not just timid, half-committed people practicing a form of Pascal’s Wager in the vain hope for a better chance in the afterlife, one of them would have stood up and caught the chalk long ago. And then, perhaps even the half-hour sermon would not have been necessary afterwards to convince others of the purity and depth of his faith.<\/p>\n

And yes, I am a committed atheist. It does not stop me from respecting, even defending other people’s right to their faith, though I have no use for it. And no, everyone does not want to go to heaven. I have no need for an imaginary kindergarten afterlife. I just want to make the most of this one life here on Earth, as a decent (I hope) human being. Which includes not ridiculing others for their faith, even if I myself find the subject of that faith somewhat ridiculous.<\/p>\n<\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Earlier today, someone I know shared a video on Facebook. The video is just a text slide show,\u00a0retelling a story that, according to snopes.com, has been around for almost\u00a0a century. Condensed\u00a0version: an atheist university professor keeps ridiculing\u00a0religion year after year in\u00a0his class, “demonstrating” that God does not exist by dropping a piece of chalk, which […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","category-38-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6383"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6395,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6383\/revisions\/6395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}