{"id":4752,"date":"2013-03-11T09:11:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T13:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=4752"},"modified":"2013-03-11T09:11:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T13:11:58","slug":"50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=4752","title":{"rendered":"50"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are a few things I am not planning to do today:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I will not feel particularly sorry for myself.<\/li>\n<li>I am not buying a red Porsche. (I always preferred muscle cars over European toys anyway.)<\/li>\n<li>I am not going out to find an expensive girlfriend.<\/li>\n<li>I will not run away from home with a girlfriend half my age.<\/li>\n<li>I am not planning to have a heart attack (of course, one never knows.)<\/li>\n<li>I will not to start hair replacement therapy (and not just because I don&#8217;t need to.)<\/li>\n<li>I am not going to complain (too much) about my back hurting.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Last but not least: I am not going to grow up. According to an Internet meme I just came across, if you haven&#8217;t grown up by age 50, you don&#8217;t have to.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.acrwebsite.org\/search\/view-conference-proceedings.aspx?Id=5867\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4754\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/08604t01.gif\" width=\"488\" height=\"286\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<fb:like href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=4752' send='false' layout='button_count' show_faces='true' width='450' height='65' action='like' colorscheme='light' font='lucida grande'><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are a few things I am not planning to do today: I will not feel particularly sorry for myself. I am not buying a red Porsche. (I always preferred muscle cars over European toys anyway.) I am not going out to find an expensive girlfriend. I will not run away from home with a <a href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=4752' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-35-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4752"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4760,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4752\/revisions\/4760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}