{"id":3675,"date":"2012-08-22T00:05:02","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T04:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=3675"},"modified":"2012-08-22T00:05:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T04:05:02","slug":"are-all-irans-ayatollahs-jerks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=3675","title":{"rendered":"Are all Iran&#8217;s ayatollahs jerks?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: the language of this post is offensive. I find ordinary words insufficient to express how I feel about Iran&#8217;s latest, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/middleeast\/iran\/9487761\/Anger-as-Iran-bans-women-from-universities.html\">broad ban on female attendance<\/a> at Iran&#8217;s universities.<\/p>\n<p>When my wife asked the obvious question, &#8220;why?&#8221; I could only offer a very crude answer: because the ayatollahs had trouble jerking off last night and needed to find another way to get a hard-on. There really is no sensible way to describe this medieval theocracy that has been Iran&#8217;s curse for the past several decades.<\/p>\n<p>There is a silver lining though: by depriving themselves of a capable, educated work force (quite capable, in fact, as women routinely outperformed men), perhaps they are hastening their moronic regime&#8217;s imminent demise. Cannot happen too soon, if you ask me.<\/p>\n<fb:like href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=3675' send='false' layout='button_count' show_faces='true' width='450' height='65' action='like' colorscheme='light' font='lucida grande'><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: the language of this post is offensive. I find ordinary words insufficient to express how I feel about Iran&#8217;s latest, a broad ban on female attendance at Iran&#8217;s universities. When my wife asked the obvious question, &#8220;why?&#8221; I could only offer a very crude answer: because the ayatollahs had trouble jerking off last night <a href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=3675' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-politics","category-41-id","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3675"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3678,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3675\/revisions\/3678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}