{"id":1109,"date":"2009-10-04T12:30:50","date_gmt":"2009-10-04T12:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2009-10-04T12:30:50","modified_gmt":"2009-10-04T12:30:50","slug":"sliced-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=1109","title":{"rendered":"Sliced bread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought this at our favorite Portuguese bakery the other day:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1110\" title=\"sliced bread\" src=\"http:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/bread.jpg\" alt=\"sliced bread\" width=\"461\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/bread.jpg 461w, https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/bread-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/>In case it&#8217;s not obviously visible from the picture, it&#8217;s a sliced loaf of bread&#8230; sliced lengthwise, that is.<\/p>\n<p>No, I did not ask for it to be sliced lengthwise. I&#8217;d have preferred it to be sliced the conventional way, but unfortunately, I was late to the bakery, and this was the last loaf of their uniquely tasty nine-grain bread that day. So I bought it, and they were kind enough to sell it to me at a discount.<\/p>\n<p>The explanation? &#8220;New employee,&#8221; I was told. Now why do I have the feeling that this new employee will not be employed at that place very long?<\/p>\n<p>Then again, it could have been worse. She could have sliced it horizontally.<\/p>\n<fb:like href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=1109' send='true' layout='standard' show_faces='true' width='450' height='65' action='like' colorscheme='light' font='lucida grande'><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought this at our favorite Portuguese bakery the other day: In case it&#8217;s not obviously visible from the picture, it&#8217;s a sliced loaf of bread&#8230; sliced lengthwise, that is. No, I did not ask for it to be sliced lengthwise. I&#8217;d have preferred it to be sliced the conventional way, but unfortunately, I was <a href='https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/?p=1109' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-society","category-35-id","category-18-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1111,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions\/1111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spinor.info\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}